I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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