its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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