Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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