ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I fill condoms, not promises.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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