i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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