I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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