I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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