Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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