so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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