in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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