Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Im part way to drunk.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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