he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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