Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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