i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
