butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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