I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
