Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.