dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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