another moral hangover. fuck.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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