I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Randomize
