I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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