Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
