Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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