Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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