my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
third nipple confirmed
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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