I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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