Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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