thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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