I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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