the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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