Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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