I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
This baby is an asshole
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Randomize
