just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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