You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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