He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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