Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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