She said her name was "party"
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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