So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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