Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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