People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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