Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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