youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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