when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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