Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
he told me I talked like a deaf person
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize
