Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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