i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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