one word: firstdatebathroomanal
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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