Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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