i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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