i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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