Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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