What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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