this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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