now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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