He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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