I hope mine doesn't look like that
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.