If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line